"We finished the wax and then off to the delivery room she went!"
Apparently, Daniel is spelled D-E-N-I-A-L.
Middle School Sex-Ed Teachers Are Sharing The Funniest Questions Students Have Asked Them, And It's Hilarious
"Is LGBTQ a television network?"
GOOD 👏 MORNING 👏 TO 👏 EVERYONE 👏 EXCEPT 👏 LANDLORDS 👏 THAT 👏 DON'T 👏 ALLOW 👏 PETS 👏
Our collective serotonin levels: 📈.
"Our style only became drastically different when we became adults and started dressing how we truly wanted."
ALL 🐕 BODIES 🐕 ARE 🐕 DIFFERENT 🐕
What do YOU say when you feel like this?!
YES, I creeped the guys' relatives' Instas to figure out their birthdays. WHAT OF IT?!?!?!?!
*chugs bottle of Patron* *turns empty bottle into crafty soap dispenser*
"Bouquet tosses have ruined Beyoncé's 'Single Ladies' for me."
Complete with teefies, mönches, swimmies, and sits.
Click for images of 30+ slugs escaping a slug hospital.
Give us your absolute WORST.
"My mother was the florist and included hydrangeas from my childhood home in all the arrangements."
I. WILL. NEVER. GO. BAYOU. FISHING.
"If I have to organize one more lantern 'wish' ceremony, I swear..."
And her type is PIPING HOT, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*immediately incorporates "dogini" into everyday vernacular*