"It's OK to not have a plan yet."
“And you can’t trick it? You can’t cheat then?”
"My recollection is a much older man being creepy with me when I just had graduated high school."
Chefs Are Revealing All The Red Flags You Should Look Out For In Restaurants And It's Mildly Horrifying
"If a restaurant has a HUGE menu...it's all frozen."
Reese Witherspoon And Ellen DeGeneres Fought Over Who Was Closer To Jennifer Aniston, So Ellen Called Her Live On Air
"I'm actually doing a show right now and this is a really important question."
"When y'all are having sex in the back, I can tell."
"Men should not make women's choices."
There's still lots of good in this world.
"This is your last shot at anonymity."
"Over a decade of the same untrue, disgraceful nonsense."
Where did your favorite end up in the ranking?
"I don't watch it if it's on."
"it's diabolical and genius."