"Socks that are too loose, especially at the ankles."
"Which one of you is the man in the relationship?"
"There's no point in writing 200 songs and only getting to share 15."
He's gonna kiss the girl.
"I’ve lost friends along the way and I’ve lost myself too sometimes."
"The minute I had sex, I was kind of like, I can’t put the [expletive] wig on again."
And who is the RICHEST of them all?
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"I hope I’ve become a better person."
"I think that the spirit of a character is what really matters."
"You have literally saved people's lives, mine included."
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What shoes did she ACTUALLY wear to court?