It's like two totally different lives, to be honest.
This is even more surprising than the fact his middle name is "Entertainment."
"My pregnancy and child have brought up a ton of horrible do we have a poop uhoh poop poop poop poop poop poop."
Everyone's got at least one really good story!
Yes, it's true: The world's fastest labor was just two minutes!
These are some A+ parents right here.
"For the love of everything, save the 'miracle baby' stories."
All together now: "DAAAAAAAAD!!!!"
You're not alone, but sometimes it feels that way.
Did Emma Watson's Beauty and Beast make more than a Harry Potter movie?
You'll be like, "Get me to the airport. Now!"
"Get me OUT of this #$@&%*! camp!"
13 Slightly Traumatized Parents Share Traveling With Kids Stories That'll Make You Go, "Oh My Gosh, No!"
"My baby threw up EVERYWHERE and we were in the middle seat."
"Drunk me has the confidence to do literally anything."
"Twin movies" are when two almost identical movies are released at almost the identical time.
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