Who will you be for those nine months?
How did we survive to adulthood?
Try new foods at your own risk, people.
They can burst into tears or throat punch you at any given moment.
Warning: this is way harder than it seems.
Kids have no idea what their moms went through to get them here.
All of the internet's viral videos...but musical.
Times have changed...thankfully!
Even Seth at his highest wouldn't eat it.
You absolutely, paws-itively won't pass this.
They got so many "likes" they're actually kind of popular.
Make the most of your remaining days.
These are the moments that make it all worth while.
"Toddlers are just teenagers with less life experience."
"Your kid will have to go to the bathroom the minute the food reaches your table."