"It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!"
Will you be getting married in three months or 12 years?
"I love it when my therapist says something is someone else's fault — I'm like yes bitch IKR."
"I'd like to think I've got a brain beneath the wig and a heart beneath the boobs." -Dolly Parton
Were Rachel and Joey ~really~ meant for each other?
Therapist: "And what do we say when we feel like this?" Me: "It be like that sometimes." Therapist: "No."
"Richard was really Monica's soulmate, not Chandler."
Were Rachel and Joey meant to be together, or nah?
Do you like eating candy corn and lighting pumpkin candles?
"You won't ever change other people — only how you deal with them."
"Pon de Replay," "Umbrella," or "Work" for Rihanna?
"The day we get married is the day I ship those brats off to Switzerland — GET THE PICTURE?"
Inspired by this post from The Cut.
"Julie Andrews is basically the world's grandmother now."
"I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
"Go downtown and eat it like a vulture."
The CrazySexyCool album cover is literally my childhood!