♫ I'm burnin' up, come put me out, come and put me out ♫
It's Been 10 Years Since The Kanye/Taylor VMA Incident — Here's Everything Else That Happened That Night
When Gaga won Best New Artist and said, "It's for God and for the gays," I felt that.
Double-sided receipts = genius.
"Me running for the bathroom when the movie is over."
"Houseplants be like, 'Due to personal reasons, I will be passing away...'"
Are you a ~friend of the court~?
How closely have you really been paying attention?
"Well, I guess it's a Hot Girl Summer but a Fish Tube Fall."
"It's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean."
"Our heroes are not big politicians. They are people who yell or literally laugh in the faces of insanity." —Chrissy Teigen
"LGBT culture is always being the one to cause your family data package overages."
"I hate when I’m 30 minutes into cardio, and I look down and the timer's on 25 seconds."
"Me waving goodbye to my favorite artist when they leave the stage, even though I’m in a section they can’t even see."
Pass it, or you're going back to fifth grade!
You win some, you lose some.
*books flight to China to try Christmas Strawberry Cake Milk*
The Eiffel Tower is basically a waterpark.
What I wouldn't do for some 3D Doritos right about now...