"WILSOONNNNNN!" —you, waking up after sleeping in this floating tent
"CH-CH-CH-CHIP AND DALE! ________!"
First you'll be like "AARGH!" But then you'll be like "Ahhhh, nice."
"I can now add, 'Yelled at by two priests at once,' to my list of accomplishments."
Why didn't Ariel just WRITE to Prince Eric???
"If you ever feel ignored, just remember that Mary Kate and Ashley have another sister named Elizabeth."
Most likely to cry in the bathroom on her birthday: Ariel or Belle?
How good is your random knowledge?
If you've ever fallen for "updog," this one's for you.
"My (22 F) boyfriend (22 M) dumped me so I decided to become a lawyer."
What flavor is a red Starburst, actually?
Everything changed when the 30–50 feral hogs attacked.
I just wanna say up front: Both types are valid.
Someone help please, my brain exploded.
"Name one mental health professional that could teach me as much about emotional intimacy as a Trader Joe’s cashier."
If you read the name "Adam" and hear it in a very specific tone of voice, this post is for you.
"What's up rat bastards" is the new "Hey y'all."